The Lords of The Dance looked to be in terminal trouble when they were ambushed by N.M.A on the streets of Stratford and probably would have been if not for the efforts of six other 'fake capes' that came to their rescue.
The Lords were trying to stop youths throwing stones at the large old Library when a black van pulled up and out jumped four men in black combats carrying baseball bats. They surged forward and attacked the Lords, dropping them quickly and looking as though they were about to murder more brave heroes in public when the men were swarmed upon by fake capes that lept from cars parked near by.
Local lad Leon King was there on the scene and watched it all happen.
'They were prancing around in front of the hoodies and i thought they were gonna get a shoeing for sure, then the van pounces in and out jumps the Nazis! Mate, they hammered the leotard wearing twats real quick and were gonna smash their heads in but then bang! From these cars parked near by six guys lept out and just smashed the fuck out of the Nazis! I think that Freestyle guy was the leader but i saw Curbstomp, Yeti, Shank, and some others hit those cunts like a fucking freight train and as soon as they got in close they fucked them up.
Then Curbstomp drags one of them to the road and i see him dragged away by the Yeti, but for sure he was gonna make that cunt bite the curb, for real.'
The Police confirmed that five N.M.A terrorists were taken into custody and though all needed medical attention none were seriously hurt.
The Lords of the Dance all received medical aid on the scene but none of them needed to go to hospital for further treatment. The other Fake Capes were also said to suffer no more than cuts and bruises.
'I want this to be a message,' said Freestyle in a radio interview on Talk Sport later that night,'We are not afraid, we are backing each other up and personally i want this 'Fake Cape' thing to just get buried! These guys are heroes, powered or not and lets face it, no one told Bruce Fucking Wayne he wasn't a 'real' hero. So lets drop it and find a better way of describing these fabulous, flamboyant and brave men and women.'
The N.M.A have yet to respond to the set back to their war of terror, but respond they almost certainly will.
Verity Luce
Freestyle you are right mate, "fake capes" is an incredibly insulting term for what you guys do and stand for.
ReplyDeleteAny man bold enough to take a stand for what's right in this big, beautiful, ugly city we live in is worthy of respect in my book. And I don't give a shit if you fire lasers out your eyes, can lift HMS Belfast or simply work out at weekends. You stand, you count.
Whatever you need I got your back.