A day after Apex fell in Manchester and news is coming in from all parts of the country that people are taking to the streets to show their support for the heroes that are so bravely being cut down.
'The Hammer of Hailsham,' a man who has started fighting local crime in the south coast town became active last week fighting a group of local thugs with a wooden mallet and was simply lost in the middle pages of most of the newspapers until today. His stand alone would be impressive but last night over thirty new costumed 'fake capes' became active from Scotland to Cornwall.
In Edinbourgh 'Scots Kiss,' broke up a fight in the town centre and was thanked for his efforts though asked not to head butt so many people next time, 'The Yeti,' a man in a chewbaca costume chased down a purse snatcher in Oxford but needed medical aid due to him passing out just after the police arrived to cart the man away, he was suffering from heat exhaustion.
'The Ballerina, Prance and Oberon,' have become active in Stratford Upon Avon forming 'The Lords of the Dance' and are intent on stopping crime by trying to reach people through the beauty of dance. 'The H.A.N (Hard As Nails) and The Force' were said to be breaking up underage drinkers in their local village of St Mary Meade and that they claim to work with a nation wide detective group known as 'The Marple.'
Add to these The Bogtrotter, Facesmash, Last Orders, Snapdragon, Avon, Crackpipe, Curbstomp, The Mincer and more and it makes for a clear message to the enemy; WE ARE NOT AFRAID!
VERITY LUCE
Fake Capes! Do not make yourself a target!
ReplyDeleteIf you do not have powers or are not highly trained then do not do this.
Do you realise that if the NMA catch you, they will kill you!
You can be a hero without having a costume or fancy pseudonym.
If you see something go down and you find the need to do something about it then react and do it, don't run to the nearest phone box to get changed into your costume, the bad guy's gotten away by then!
@Anony
ReplyDeleteI second your comment.
Leave the hero-ing to the heroes.
The NMA terrorists will pick out the Fake Capes because they know they will not be facing any real powers. The cowards that they are!
haha Anony Mouse or should that just be a mouse!?!
ReplyDeleteScrew the NMA! Apex has shown us the way. NMA think we're a nation of fags. Bet that lilly liverd twat Aberline is too scared to show his chrome dome for a game of whack a mole!!!