Security Agencies In Crisis

Both Interpol and MI13 came under fire yesterday for not only under achieving in their task of fighting organised international and domestic super crime but for being corrupt as well.
Nigel Stewarts, an expert in the espionage community claimed that Interpol was so full of rats it may well change its name to 'Sewer' and that MI13 were obsessed with interdimensional affairs to the point that they have become a joke on the domestic front of their mandate. Interpol's rat problem is documented and though they claim they are getting a handle on it now it does seem to be more pronounced corruption than had first exsisted.
Stewarts claimed in his new novel 'What the FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?!' That Interpol were and are an information netwok for the men that use it and not one of their agents would turn down an envelpoe full of money if they thought no-one was watching.
Peter Sarcous, a high up team leader announced a new crackdown on information breaches and agents that do what they want when  they want. 'Its unacceptable and it will change round here',were the last words of Sarcous, a man who knows Interpol from the inside out.
'This animal its not rabid, it can be helped and we can plug the leaks, we just need the time to learn our enemies weakness's and strike.'
MI13 refused to comment on their lack of progress but its believed that the core team are close to uncovering the enemy as they lay and all will be better soon.