Osbourne Announces Historic Trade Agreement

Chancellor Gorge Osbourne unveiled his new secret weapon against recession and a deal that could bring new found wealth to the world all over; a trade agreement with the Kree Empire!

Empress Medusa

The Kree Empire (now run by The Inhuman's and their Queen Medusa) have agreed to open an expansive commercial agreement that would see Britain and Britain's Earth Two investments provide services to the Empire in many forms, from training facilities and interdimensional experts to military tacticians and agricultural techniques. In exchange Britain and hopefully Earth over all would be given medical advances and technological data that would allow for a greater understanding of the universe and our place in it.
'Today we open the door and step into a brighter future, one where we are the masters of our own destinies and the controller of our own fates,' began Osbourne with all the gusto of a Cesar. 'We have been given the opportunity to find our place in the universe and show that though Earth is a centre of personal power in the form of our heroes we also posses a racial power, a calling to climb higher than perhaps even we think we can. That we can think and not just blast our way through obstacles, that we are a unique and important place and one that wants to bring itself into the wider commercial base that we call the universe.
We have everything to offer and unlike so many other planets we have the means to protect ourselves without being a war machine. We can call on the galatically known heroes and even those on our streets and know that they will never stop fighting for the continued freedom and empowerment of all.

At this stage in the agreement we have meerly agreed to swap information so that we can better engage each others peoples and find ways to work cooperatively to a greater good. Soon we will have access to information we could never have hoped to have gathered in our life times, information that we can use to create faster than light travel engines that will power vessels of exploration. We are walking hand in hand with the Kree and their Inhuman rulers into a better future, one where we improve the quality of life on our planet for everyone, regardless of geographical positioning, sex, creed or colour. This is the future, all we need do is grab it with both hands.'

What this means for the country/planet isn't known yet bar 'untold wealth' and a whole new set of languages kids have to learn at school. I for one am cynical and so will wait till we see what this actually means, though even if we do suddenly find ourselves living in a Utopia one thing is sure, I'm not wearing a stupid Star Trek costume for anyone, i still going to smoke and drink and if they try a hostile take over I'm going to be the guy with the sandwich board that reads 'I TOLD YOU SO!'  

Karl Franks