Royal Wedding Goes Without a Hitch

The Royal wedding was something that many believed to be an obvious target for the N.M.A to hit and so watched on Friday with some trepidation, hoping everything would be ok, knowing that the enemy were watching, and that's all they got to do thanks to several well timed saves by the Police and Vigilantes as well as MI13.
On the morning of the wedding the security was tight as a nuns ass and though several groups moved into position to attack they simply never got the chance. Sinner removed a lone gunman on his way to the crowds, Not Alice appeared momentarily and walked into a public toilets, after a commotion three men were discovered inside unconscious, all with bomb equipment on their persons. Apex handed in a woman from Austria who turned out to be a hired hit woman and was presumably in the capital to shoot at the couple.

In Birmingham Gamma broke up a group of Fanatics burning the Union Jack and the police found that three of the men were wanted in Pakistan on terror charges, Gloop restrained a man who attacked a young horse guardsman, the surprised soldier fell from his mount and watched it disappear down the street as Gloop sent his assailant to sleep without any fuss. Fung Chi intercepted a man who arrived in Dover, an internationally wanted sniper and subdued him while Anathema is rumoured to have sent threatening emails to many convicted terrorists and emailed the police with the locations of bomb factories he had found.

The Bride looked fit, the groom looked militaristic, Beatrix looked like she was the product of a sexual encounter between Bambi's Dad and Jame's peach, all went well.

MI13 were quick to point out that their operatives were also very active around the capital and that all thirty of the possible plans to attack the celebrations or assassinate the couple were foiled by the combined efforts of MI13, Vigilantes and the Police and official security services.

Verity Luce.