PEDO RING SMASHED IN TUMBRIDGE

Tumbridge felt the touch of evil and the hand of justice yesterday when a ring of five pedophiles who had operated in the local area for several years were handed over to the police with vast amounts of evidence to make sure the convictions would stick and that these four men and one woman would go to prison for a very long time.
The terrible monsters were captured and herded to the police station by a young female hero who told the police she was known as 'Not Alice.' This hero had not beaten her charges mercilessly or tortured them for information but had instead used her 'senses' to uncover their horrific circle and bring them to justice.
Not only did 'Not Alice' deliver the pedophiles but she also managed to give the police a full list of all their victims, victims that are being contacted by the police now so that they can give any psychological assistance or counselling that they may need to help them recover from the ordeals they suffered at their tormentors hands.

Though 'Not Alice' would not give an interview to any press and simply disappeared from the police station we are sure she will stay active and vigilant; watching for evil, wherever she encounter it.