Monday, 25 February 2013

MESSIAH CORP STORMS ONWARDS

Billionaire Philanthropist Leon Bastile
The most incredible overnight success story ever in business took another step towards legendary status when Messiah Corp announced that they would be making 75 percent of their patents free to use without any need for intellectual ownership laws to be abided by, thus bringing the next generation technology to the world today at an even faster pace.

Messiah Corp logged three hundred thousand patents just a month ago and has provided detailed plans for space craft propulsion designs and schematics to the general public over the internet as well as detailed maps of the Khyber Belt, inviting companies and citizens to go and make their fortune through space mining, something that is being thought of as the new 'gold rush!' At a press conference yesterday Messiah Corp Spokesman Gerry Antilies had this advice for the world;

'We at Messiah Corp believe that fortunes are there to be made by all, not just the already rich. This is the mission statement of Messiah Corp; the personal empowerment of every human being on this blue planet! We want you to seize the day, gather up all your adventurous feelings and head to the stars!

The schematics we have provided allow for cheap space travel to be a reality for all! Using the Magnasphere  you can get your pod up and into orbit and from there a group of well motivated individuals could be at the Khyber belt and gathering materials in a day! A big cargo pod is easy to construct and using the shielding and force field technologies that have also been provided re-entry and so sale of goods is an easy to accomplish task.'

Antilies went on to reveal that Messiah Corp have sent African governments promises of the first batches of the AIDS vaccine and also the bio engineered anti bodies that they claim can cure the disease with one simple tablet.

'It's clear to us at Messiah Corp that the west gains the use of the vaccines and technologies first because they have the money, this is logical but not ethical. We aim to roll out our answer to this terrible disease at its heart and then follow that roll out with world wide release of the new drugs being manufactured by Monk Inc, the Pharmaceutical giants.

Monk Pharms has been working with us to make sure that everything is checked and that the best results are achieved by this massive release of bio technological aid. We also have the proud privilege announcing that Monk Inc will be placing their operations in the heart of Africa, which will include all of their production factories! These factories will provide jobs, education and financial rocket fuel with which this long forgotten continent can rise from the ashes of tragedy and famine and become a global phenomenon!'

Messiah Corp have so far confirmed the employment of over fifteen million people but have claimed that they intend to increase that number to a staggering one hundred million by the end of their first two years in operation.

Sceptics are still waiting for the bubble to burst but its seems for the moment that Messiah Corp and it's benevolent owner Leon Bastile have all the right moves!  

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