MI13 spokesman Thomas Cauldron confirmed today that MI13 made 23 arrests in central London last Tuesday and that no operatives were hurt during the operation.
'Its clear that the war on terror is reaching a new phase, we believe the final phase; where information gathering can safely predict and intercept almost any threat that requires complex ed organisation or the gathering of sensitive materials or information,' claimed Mr Cauldron during a rare MI13 press conference.
'The fact that there has not been a successful internal assault on the British Isles in over eighteen months, leading us to believe that of course our strategies are working! MI13 is now very clear in its vision of the future and of how best to direct our pending operations.'
Mr Cauldron has been criticised for practically 'inviting' terrorists to 'come and have a go' with his wild boasts and yet MI13's recent record has been every bit as airtight as he has claimed. This is believed to be a strong reason as to why MI13's budget has seen an increase of twenty percent in the last eight months to a staggering £3,000,000,000 a year.
MI13 director Peter Wisdom may have been become a press recluse along with his deputy director John Chapman but Thomas Cauldron is fast becoming the corporate face of MI13 and its forces.
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