Great Lakes Crusaders Fend Off Biker Assault

   Flat Man and his band of mismatched Chicago heroes have bitten off more than they can chew by taking the Crusaders name, or have they? With a full two weeks under their belt as Great Lakes Crusaders it seems the name brings as many dangers across the pond as it does here in Britain.

   Flat Man, Mister Impossible, Dinahsore,  Squirrel Girl, Door man, Big Bertha and their newest member Slapstick all repelled a six man ambush party last week without too many problems but were caught off guard when ‘Jet’ using Neo-Nazi bikers stormed the city park and insisted they would not move on until The Great Lakes Crusaders had come to talk to them.

   As soon as the heroes were on the scene the bikers attacked and the struggle is being touted as the toughest battle Flat Man’s band have ever had to participate in. With the numbers against them they created a circle and fought the enemy until they withdrew on their bikes leaving their fallen comrades behind them.

   In total there were forty arrests and no serious injuries bar the multiple deaths of Mister Impossible, who is in possession of the same sort of power that kept the Falcon alive, if not young, while he served in the Crusaders. Many people are now linking Mister Impossible with The Falcon, claiming he ‘Shagged around like a rabbit in his youth and there is nothing to say Impossible isn’t a distant relative. No reason at all.’

    With Flat Man insisting he will keep to the path they have chosen and remain Crusaders it seems they have the prime requirements to be Crusaders; Balls of steel.

Verity Luce.