Freestyle Calls The Bowstreet Runners Down On Brixton

Following a minor crime wave the leader of The Bow Street Runners, Freestyle, has called Tuesday night a 'crusade' area and guaranteed a massive Bow Street Runner presence on the streets.
'The Runners' have been gathering in larger and larger groups over the last few months but Tuesday night is set to be a night to remember as Freestyle wants a Runner 'on every corner of every street' in a zero tolerance zone.
'We want to make these regular events, we want to step in and help areas that really need it. We are going to stop the recent muggings in Brixton, there will be nowhere to hide on the streets, if you are out in Brixton we will see you...we will find you if you are intent on committing a crime...and we will detain and then arrest you. Simple as.'


Freestyle



Experts warn that Freestyle maybe showing his inexperience at the higher level by tipping his hand too early, though others claim that the N.M.A do not have the resources to strike at the Runners leader or his unit following the losses they have incurred in their war with The Crusaders.



'If you ask me this is Freestyle trying to step up the action and make an even bigger name for himself. We talk about him and not the awesome individuals that he currently is the vocal leader for, its the Freestyle show,' said Yob, X-Man and member of the original New Crusaders.

'Guys a bitch, if he were a real hero he'd be front and centre, no, he just wants the glory,' a damning verdict from Ex New Crusader 'Icon.'



The streets will be clogged with fake capes on Tuesday night, the same night that the Brixton Academy holds the come back gig for Ninities Rockers Skunk Anansie. What are the chances there will be trouble on the streets that night?

Verity Luce