Thunder Storms Continue To Hammer England

Last week saw the start of a thunder storm that plunged much of the country into black outs that lasted several hours. In the week that has followed the storms have continued but at a lesser ferocity. The Met Office has claimed that they can find no way of predicting how long it will be before the storm passes as they do not believe the storm to be a naturally occurring phenomenon.

'The weather patterns are not conforming to any known or recorded weather system,' said Michael Hunt of the the Met Office. 'We believe these storms are product of some sort of outside interference, possibly powered in nature. The warm and cold air fronts should not be meeting and clashing as they are, its as though someone is sucking in all the high pressure systems to England and creating this state of constant assault by the elements.'

The government have been keen to advise the public to continue on as they normally would and have pointed out that these large storms are doing little to no real damage other than to disrupt some technical signals.

With the Met office unable to predict the end of this current perpetual weather front and the scientists baffled as to its cause many are starting to wonder is it isn't the work of a villain or the notoriously disruptive Sigur Karlson.