Norway Government In shocking revelations

Controversial Norwegian political figure Sigur Karlson resigned this morning in a shocking way; by punching the prime minister of Norway on live national television and exposing him as a Nazi!

Karlson had called the press conference and had asked the Prime Minister of Norway, Magnus Wagner, to be there on stage with him when he delivered his speech. A speech that is likely to go down in the history of their country as one of the most explosive speeches ever delivered.

'Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming. I have gathered you here today to announce my resignation from my post as an M.P representing the people in this great country. I know that many believe me to be a man of integrity and intelligence and so perhaps would wonder why I would quit a post that I obviously love.

There is one simple answer to that question. I cannot abide corruption.

The gentleman behind me, Mr Magnus Wagner, has been a great man, representing a great nation...on the surface, and yet underneath he has been a strong and true member of the organisation known as Hydra for the last twenty years.'

At this point the room erupted into noise as Karlson stepped back indicated to some men that arrived with him to block the stairs leading up to the podium. Mr Wagner stood but did not try to escape and with chaos ensuing Karlson continued.

'I discovered the links between our wonderful Prime Minister and Hydra purely by accident and though I have collected all the proof you would ever need and am currently having copies delivered to every news agency in the land I wanted to express my shock and disgust at this revelation.

How could this man be so high up in our fair and just system and yet be so obviously corrupt and evil? Simple, you are all sheep! You read what you are told to read, believe what you are told to believe! I am resigning because of this filthy criminal that sits behind me but I am also resigning because of the filth that sits before me! In this room there are at least ten members of the press who have known about this because they too have allowed Hydra and other affiliated groups to hide here and have suppressed any news that would uncover the horrible truth! The TRUTH THAT WE ARE ALL GUILTY!

GUILTY OF LYING DOWN WITH THE ENEMY AND SUPPORTING MURDERERS AND BUTCHERS!' Animated, arms swinging wildly Karlson indicated for the doors to be locked by more men that arrived with him.

'Now comes the reckoning. I know who you are and I will expose you, no matter your age, with the true might of the people of the north, with the fist given me by THE TRUE THOR!'

Spinning Karlson delivered a blow to Wagner that smashed him from the podium and broke most of the bones in his face. He then proceeded to attack ten more people in the crowd, still being broadcast live to the world.

At the end of this fluffy of violence Karlson stretched his hand into the air transformed into a figure of with obviously great mystical power. As the crowd trembled he delivered his final warning.

'I, the true envoy of Thor have power now to lance this evil from our land and hunt it wherever I find it! If you are guilty! If you have laid down with the enemy then beware! I AM COMING FOR YOU!!'

At this time the Avenger Thor is yet to comment on the events taking place in Norway and the parliament has been called to consider how best to move forward from these revelations and the obvious ones still to come.