The long awaited television event known as 'The coming of the challengers,' kicked off two weeks ago when John Knoxvile, Jac Osbourn and the Ex Crusader Icon took to our screens in their new show; 'Challengers of the fucking impossible,' or 'C.F.I' for short. The three daredevils have embarked on a quest to see how far they can push their luck before one or all of them is killed, with the show filmed on a weekly basis to increase the general tension of the audience as it really is television to die for.
Last week Icon and Osbourn lowered Knoxvile into the jaws of a great white shark and watched as the beast tore at him, his only protection a force field powered by a wrist watch battery, but that simply wasn't extreme enough for them evidently as this week saw them jet of to the planet Titan.
Titan, currently being colonised by the Longorian race has a surface temperature the same as liquid nitrogen and obviously lethal to most forms of life, this however did not deter the three thrill seekers from stripping naked and running across the planets surface with only a beefed up version of their shark repellent forcefield as protection.
Not content with simply running naked across the surface of an inhospitable alien ice planet they then enacted several scenes from famous movies including 'The good, the Bad and the Ugly (played by Osbourn),' 'A Few Good Men (YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!),' and 'Chariots of fire (the beach race).' Following this they set upon playing Knockdown ginger at the Longorian complexes airlocks and then banged on the Longorian Ambassador and Ex Crusader bedroom window, interrupting Jimmy Warran (Freerunner) in the middle of a carnal act that was court partially on film.
Having survived all this they quickly escaped the Longorian police and arrived back safely in Earths atmosphere to plan their next daring feat. Now knowing that this puerile stupidity should be annoying but the chronicle has to admit that we in the office are truly hooked on this organised idiocy and simply cannot wait for the next thrilling episode to explode onto our screens!
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