Controversial Norwegian politician and outspoken ecological activist Sigur karlson has called for the Avenger Thor to be questioned over activities he engaged in during the second World War, claiming that the blood on his hands was washed off by the Americans but not by Europe.
It is true that The Avenger and hero did indeed fight for the Nazi's when he first appeared back on earth in the late 1930's and that he engaged the Invaders in combat several times before he was shown he was fighting for the wrong side.
At the time he was exonerated through the Invaders who claimed he was being influenced by the occult, though that seems far from likely after so many years of seeing this god amongst us and knowing he has a will of Iron. Karlson is keen for the hero to appear before a panel of experts and judges to assess his statement and decide if the matter needs to be taken any further.
'I am not saying Thor must be thrown in prison or that he hasn't done great things for this world. I am however saying this man has not answered the charges laid upon him. The Americans are not the world's police, they do not get to tell people which laws they can and cannot ignore!
Thor was active in Scandinavia in the war, fighting for Hitler! Has he no blood on his hands at all? Even though he engaged in several encounters with normal soldiers and resistance fighters?! RUBBISH!
We want him to answer the questions the Americans wouldn't ask him. We want him to say he is sorry for the lives he took and take a stand finally against the Racists, lunatics and Fascist's that he was once in bed with. Is this too much to ask?'
The legal path of this process is a long one and the Avengers have already stated that they feel Thor doesn't need to stand for any charges that are obviously ridiculous. The god himself is still silent on the subject.
Saturday, 22 September 2012
Saturday, 15 September 2012
Aberline Verdict Looms
The report into the continued catatonic condition of War criminal Richard Aberline AKA 'Cromwell' is thought to be ready to be published next week with the conclusion that he will never regain consciousness. If that is the the reports findings its believed the government will file to have treatment withdrawn from Britain's most famous criminal effectively allowing him to die.
Aberline has been in a coma since his arrest nearly two years again when he assaulted the Maze prison in an attempt to kill its most famous resident; former New Crusader 'Union Black.' Since then he has lain in a state of torpor being kept alive by machines.
It was the families of his victims during the occupation of '04 that gathered the money together to commission the report that is almost certain to conclude that Aberline is 'brain dead' and so should have his equipment shut off so people can finally gain some closure.
Tragic M25 Crash Kills Whole Rugby Club
An entire amature Rugby club were killed yesterday when their coach collided head long with a lorry transporting petroleum on the M25. The lorries load ignited on impact instantly killing the driver of the truck and destroying the coach it struck also killing all nineteen members of the Emperors Guard Rugby club.
The police have expressed their horror at the crash and extended their condolences to the families of those killed but have said it is lucky that the crash happened in the early hours of Saturday morning rather than at peak times when the motorway would have been full and the death tole much higher.
It's believed that neither of the drivers were driving erratically and police studying the footage say the accident was the result of a freak tire explosion on the coach carrying the sportsman which saw their vehicle strike the partition barrier between the lanes and carry over it and into the coming lorry.
The police have expressed their horror at the crash and extended their condolences to the families of those killed but have said it is lucky that the crash happened in the early hours of Saturday morning rather than at peak times when the motorway would have been full and the death tole much higher.
It's believed that neither of the drivers were driving erratically and police studying the footage say the accident was the result of a freak tire explosion on the coach carrying the sportsman which saw their vehicle strike the partition barrier between the lanes and carry over it and into the coming lorry.
MI13 Foils Terrorist PLot
MI13 spokesman Thomas Cauldron confirmed today that MI13 made 23 arrests in central London last Tuesday and that no operatives were hurt during the operation.
'Its clear that the war on terror is reaching a new phase, we believe the final phase; where information gathering can safely predict and intercept almost any threat that requires complex ed organisation or the gathering of sensitive materials or information,' claimed Mr Cauldron during a rare MI13 press conference.
'The fact that there has not been a successful internal assault on the British Isles in over eighteen months, leading us to believe that of course our strategies are working! MI13 is now very clear in its vision of the future and of how best to direct our pending operations.'
Mr Cauldron has been criticised for practically 'inviting' terrorists to 'come and have a go' with his wild boasts and yet MI13's recent record has been every bit as airtight as he has claimed. This is believed to be a strong reason as to why MI13's budget has seen an increase of twenty percent in the last eight months to a staggering £3,000,000,000 a year.
MI13 director Peter Wisdom may have been become a press recluse along with his deputy director John Chapman but Thomas Cauldron is fast becoming the corporate face of MI13 and its forces.
'Its clear that the war on terror is reaching a new phase, we believe the final phase; where information gathering can safely predict and intercept almost any threat that requires complex ed organisation or the gathering of sensitive materials or information,' claimed Mr Cauldron during a rare MI13 press conference.
'The fact that there has not been a successful internal assault on the British Isles in over eighteen months, leading us to believe that of course our strategies are working! MI13 is now very clear in its vision of the future and of how best to direct our pending operations.'
Mr Cauldron has been criticised for practically 'inviting' terrorists to 'come and have a go' with his wild boasts and yet MI13's recent record has been every bit as airtight as he has claimed. This is believed to be a strong reason as to why MI13's budget has seen an increase of twenty percent in the last eight months to a staggering £3,000,000,000 a year.
MI13 director Peter Wisdom may have been become a press recluse along with his deputy director John Chapman but Thomas Cauldron is fast becoming the corporate face of MI13 and its forces.
Sunday, 9 September 2012
Electrical Storms Disrupt Phone Networks
All the major mobile phone providers were left unable to explain the two hour disruption to their services in Britain yesterday though meteorologists are claiming it was due to a large electrical storm of unknown origin that sparked into life above central England at mid day.
As yet no-one has been able to confirm that was the cause of the disruption but they have been quick to deny that all of the networks were hacked at the same time stating they found no evidence at all of a breach of their security.
As yet no-one has been able to confirm that was the cause of the disruption but they have been quick to deny that all of the networks were hacked at the same time stating they found no evidence at all of a breach of their security.
Crime Figures Prove Crusaders Pedigree
It was a question that tore through the British community when a rag tag group of vigilantes started calling themselves Crusaders twenty months ago. The media latched onto the violent, shadowy figures who seemed camera shy and asked questions of their commitment, power levels, and whether they had the right to call themselves Crusaders at all. That time is gone and has been gone for a long time but the statistics released yesterday by the Government confirmed what we have felt for the last year or so; Britain has never been in better hands!
Officially the national crime rate has fallen to an all time low, attributed to greater intelligence sharing between the powered community and the police, a 'triple presence' on the streets of Police, Runners/Thief Takers and Crusaders, and the greater commitment made by international policing agencies to collaborate in the aim of smashing terrorism and organised crime. Not only has the crime rate of Britain plummeted even further down than when the 'great' New Crusader teams that had heroes like Valiant, The Yob, Union Black, The Falcon, The Green Man, Stardust, Thunaer, Shatterproof, Captain Britain and Bound protected the streets but it has fallen all across Europe and Asia too.
Could this be 'The Runners' effect? Is it a triumph for the formalised forces of order throughout the world? Or could this be the effect a self empowered team of heroes can have on the psyche of the population? The New Crusaders had come to feel more and more 'establishment'over the years but that was broken with this hard edged group of chancers. Heroes who were made to fight for their victories against drug dealers and Nazis not Mad Villains and powerhouse cacklers from other dimensions!
Is it the tough, earthy, vulnerable grit of these current Crusaders that has captured the world by force and made it more just or did they come along at just the right time? Who knows how the battle against the far right would have gone if not for the Crusaders and the vast amount of arrests they made? If you are to look for the start of the flame that purged Europe of its most vile sociological infection then The Crusaders (backed by the Bowstreet Runners and their fallen leaders) are at the heart of it and the battle that freed Britain of its filthy ideology. That flame spread out across the continent, lit in London it raged across the land and lept the channel! Through France and Germany and beyond the flames of freedom and respect destroyed all the hiding places of the extremists and left them standing for the authorities to deal with.
This was started by The Crusaders.
Now Asia has smashed its drug labs, H.Y.D.R.A and the N.M.A have been all but destroyed and the Maggia battled as never before in Italy.
This was started by The Crusaders.
Its been two months since we have seen The Crusaders in full action, when they faced a group of powered mercenaries who attempted to steal the crown Jewels. The Blizzard and a host of power armoured raiders were no match for The Crusaders then and no one has been since evidently as Britain seems to be a no-go zone for American villains looking to make an easier score.
With these incredible achievements under their belts we can only say that The Crusaders may not be as powerful as the teams that came before them, but they have burnt far brighter!
By Simone Diamonde
Officially the national crime rate has fallen to an all time low, attributed to greater intelligence sharing between the powered community and the police, a 'triple presence' on the streets of Police, Runners/Thief Takers and Crusaders, and the greater commitment made by international policing agencies to collaborate in the aim of smashing terrorism and organised crime. Not only has the crime rate of Britain plummeted even further down than when the 'great' New Crusader teams that had heroes like Valiant, The Yob, Union Black, The Falcon, The Green Man, Stardust, Thunaer, Shatterproof, Captain Britain and Bound protected the streets but it has fallen all across Europe and Asia too.
Could this be 'The Runners' effect? Is it a triumph for the formalised forces of order throughout the world? Or could this be the effect a self empowered team of heroes can have on the psyche of the population? The New Crusaders had come to feel more and more 'establishment'over the years but that was broken with this hard edged group of chancers. Heroes who were made to fight for their victories against drug dealers and Nazis not Mad Villains and powerhouse cacklers from other dimensions!
Is it the tough, earthy, vulnerable grit of these current Crusaders that has captured the world by force and made it more just or did they come along at just the right time? Who knows how the battle against the far right would have gone if not for the Crusaders and the vast amount of arrests they made? If you are to look for the start of the flame that purged Europe of its most vile sociological infection then The Crusaders (backed by the Bowstreet Runners and their fallen leaders) are at the heart of it and the battle that freed Britain of its filthy ideology. That flame spread out across the continent, lit in London it raged across the land and lept the channel! Through France and Germany and beyond the flames of freedom and respect destroyed all the hiding places of the extremists and left them standing for the authorities to deal with.
This was started by The Crusaders.
Now Asia has smashed its drug labs, H.Y.D.R.A and the N.M.A have been all but destroyed and the Maggia battled as never before in Italy.
This was started by The Crusaders.
Its been two months since we have seen The Crusaders in full action, when they faced a group of powered mercenaries who attempted to steal the crown Jewels. The Blizzard and a host of power armoured raiders were no match for The Crusaders then and no one has been since evidently as Britain seems to be a no-go zone for American villains looking to make an easier score.
With these incredible achievements under their belts we can only say that The Crusaders may not be as powerful as the teams that came before them, but they have burnt far brighter!
By Simone Diamonde
Wednesday, 5 September 2012
Interpol/Hong Kong connection Destroys Mutation Narcotic
The three year war against the mutation inducing drugs 'Damage' and 'Jet' has been won according to Interpol and it's Hog Kong partners in china following the arrest of over three hundred drug dealers, manufacturers and addicts across the globe.
Officer in charge of the operation and all round super cop Detective Inspector of H.K.P.D Fung Chi has said the recent operation was concluded a month ago but could not be reported about before now as several lose ends were left unaccounted for, but following the arrest of Lee Chow Lung; a Chinese crime lord, the Dt Inspector is happy to conclude the issue.
'We have disrupted their ability to supply, destroyed their ability to manufacture and incarcerated those that would demand,' stated the rising star of Hong Kong and in fact world policing. 'On every level we have addressed this narcotic and removed it, purged it from our system.'
There has not been a crime related to either killer drugs in over a month now the answer seems clear as to why. Many experts have suggested that it is too early to call victory over this issue but no-one could fault the results achieved by the wonder cop and his teams of highly co-ordinated officers.
Officer in charge of the operation and all round super cop Detective Inspector of H.K.P.D Fung Chi has said the recent operation was concluded a month ago but could not be reported about before now as several lose ends were left unaccounted for, but following the arrest of Lee Chow Lung; a Chinese crime lord, the Dt Inspector is happy to conclude the issue.
'We have disrupted their ability to supply, destroyed their ability to manufacture and incarcerated those that would demand,' stated the rising star of Hong Kong and in fact world policing. 'On every level we have addressed this narcotic and removed it, purged it from our system.'
There has not been a crime related to either killer drugs in over a month now the answer seems clear as to why. Many experts have suggested that it is too early to call victory over this issue but no-one could fault the results achieved by the wonder cop and his teams of highly co-ordinated officers.
Saturday, 1 September 2012
X-MEN AND AVENGERS SITUATION INTESIFIES
Reports coming from the battle grounds that have appeared across America confirm that The Avengers and The X-Men are nowhere near finding any common ground in their current feud concerning the Mutant known as Hope.
Reports of millions of dollars of damage and several unconfirmed reports of serious injuries to well known heroes like The Thing and Spiderman are spreading like wildfire and pouring fuel on the fire that burns between these two powerhouses teams.
Reports of millions of dollars of damage and several unconfirmed reports of serious injuries to well known heroes like The Thing and Spiderman are spreading like wildfire and pouring fuel on the fire that burns between these two powerhouses teams.
RUNNERS KEEP UP MOMENTUM
Its been eighteen months since the tragic deaths of the Bow Street Runners leaders 'The Yeti' and 'Freestyle', both gunned down in Brixton by a mysterious assassin who was never caught. In the time since their deaths the 'Bow Street Runners' have transformed under the umbrella leadership of the Amrerican 'fake-cape' Fenix Jones into the global network known as 'The Runners'; a network of un-powered citizens that share information from country to country.
Last week The Runners foiled a plot to bomb the Eiffel Tower in Paris, a bomb described by British Runners leader 'Nightwatch' as 'a last effort to spread terror by the dying far right arseholes.'
Its true that the crime rate is falling globally in the light of S.H.I.E.L.D's new 'no-excuses' policy, greater communication between the higher level of multinational policing authorities and the explosion of 'The Runners' as a global force. But things have not gone without a hitch; with 'CurbStomp' serving a three year sentence for using excessive force, the blinding of 'Ashtray' in a knife related incident and the death of 'Scotch Kiss' in a gang related hit in May 'The Runners' appear to still have a long way to climb.
Last week The Runners foiled a plot to bomb the Eiffel Tower in Paris, a bomb described by British Runners leader 'Nightwatch' as 'a last effort to spread terror by the dying far right arseholes.'
Its true that the crime rate is falling globally in the light of S.H.I.E.L.D's new 'no-excuses' policy, greater communication between the higher level of multinational policing authorities and the explosion of 'The Runners' as a global force. But things have not gone without a hitch; with 'CurbStomp' serving a three year sentence for using excessive force, the blinding of 'Ashtray' in a knife related incident and the death of 'Scotch Kiss' in a gang related hit in May 'The Runners' appear to still have a long way to climb.
LEYLAND CORPORATION CONFIRM CONTINUED RESTRUCTURE
Leyland Industries confirmed yesterday that they would continue with their efforts to 'Restructure and refocus' their business following the sale of just over fifty percent of all their subsidiary companies, accounting for just over twenty percent of Leyland corporations overall net worth.
The latest sales were believed to be directed by multi-Billionaire owner of the company and recluse Francis Leyland. Leyland inherited the company just eighteen months ago after a D.N.A test proved him to be the sole heir to his deceased father's company, a company that has seen a climb in its profit to expenditure ratio but a loss in overall profits due to the restructuring that has been a hallmark of Francis Leyland's reign as king of the castle.
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Insiders claim that Leyland industries is being turned into a more agile and stronger company but experts are worried that by consolidating thier assets into a tighter framework will make them more vulnerable to global economic downturns. Claims being downplayed by economist Marko Casscow.
Casscow, a leading global financial trends expert, says Leyland Industries are ready to take the world by storm again.
'Its clear that Leyland Industries have restructured and fed Francis Leyland a vast amount of wealth, but look closer. They are investing in South America, Asia, China and Africa (particularly Botswana). They are doing some very good business and expect Leyland Industries to continue to feed Francis to keep him quiet so they can really kick on and make this next century theirs for the taking.'
Francis Leyland is currently worth an estimated seven and A half Billion pounds of which at least two billion is believed to have been transformed into a personal fund for the company owner.
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